Clara Quotes

Season 7
7×01: Asylum of the Daleks
2012 Christmas Special: The Snowmen


7×01 Asylum of the Daleks

Day 363. The terror continues. Also, made another soufflé. Very nearly. Check defenses. They came again last night. Still always at night. Maybe they’re vampires. Oh! And it’s my mom’s birthday. Happy Birthday, mum. I did make you a soufflé but it was too beautiful to live.

Oswin: Hello. Are you real? Are you actually properly real?
The Doctor: Yeah, confirmed. Actually properly real.
Oswin: Oswin Oswald. Junior Entertainment Manager, Starship Alaska. Current status: crashed and shipwrecked somewhere… not nice. Been here a year, rest of the crew missing. Provisions good, but keen to move on.

Oswin: Unauthorized personnel may not enter the cockpit.
The Doctor: Shut up.
Oswin: Oh! Mr. Grumpy. Bad combo. No sense of humor and that chin.

The Doctor: How can you hack into everything? It should be impossible. You’re in a crashed ship!
Oswin: Long story. Is there a word for total screaming genius that sounds modest and a tiny bit sexy?
The Doctor: Doctor. You call me the Doctor.
Oswin: See what you did there.

Oswin: So. Anyway. I’m Oswin. What do I call you?
Rory: Ah, I can’t remember. Ah… Rory.
Oswin: Lovely name, Rory. First boy I ever fancied was called Rory.
Rory: Okay.
Oswin: Actually she was called Nina. I was going through a phase.

Oswin: Loving this. The nose and the chin. You two could fence.

Oswin: Okay, you’re safe for now. Pop your shirt off, quick as you like.
Rory: Why?
Oswin: Does there have to be a reason?

The Doctor: Why don’t I have a visual on you? Why can’t I ever see you?
Oswin: Limited power, bad hair—take your pick.

Oswin: Come meet the girl who can.

Oswin: Rescue me, Chin Boy, and show me the stars.

Oswin: I’m human.

Oswin: I am Oswin Oswald. I fought the Daleks and I am human. Remember me.


2012 Christmas Special: The Snowmen

Clara: What, snow that can remember? That’s silly.
The Doctor: What’s wrong with silly?
Clara: Nothing. Still talking to you, ain’t I?

Clara: Where are you going? I thought we were just getting acquainted.
The Doctor: Those were the days.

The Doctor: She’ll never be able to find me again, she doesn’t even have the name. Doctor – what two words?
Clara: Doctor? Doctor who?

The Doctor: Clara Who?
Clara: Doctor Who?

Clara: Invisible. An invisible staircase.

Clara: There is a man, called the Doctor. He lives on a cloud in the sky. and all he does, all day, every day is to stop all the children in the world ever having bad dreams.